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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"
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Mark
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Joined: 07 Nov 2003
Posts: 12878
Location: Greece, NY
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 Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:58 am Post subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? |
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(Via email, thanks Sue)
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!
Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this with a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" |
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Mark
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Joined: 07 Nov 2003
Posts: 12878
Location: Greece, NY
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My answer: BANG BANG (maybe one or two more if the kid wasn't there).
Two in the chest should do the trick. Center of mass, no fancy stuff.
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My only problem with the "southern Republican" account is that the only Glock .40 with a standard 9 round capacity is the very compact model 27, which most people opt for the 11 round magazine. Plus, a guy that was carrying a piece like this is probably big into concealment and preparedness so I suspect he would keep one in the pipe. His first group should have had at least one more BANG  |
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Kevin
Joined: 14 Nov 2003
Posts: 2523
Location: Irondequoit
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:18 am Post subject: |
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Glock 23 .40 cal with 13 round mag with one in the pipe
and yes, I love it and it is easy to conceal |
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scooterodell
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Posts: 86
Location: Spencerport, NY
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:35 am Post subject: |
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| Is a Southern Republican the same as a 315 Republican? |
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Mark
Site Admin
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Posts: 12878
Location: Greece, NY
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:37 am Post subject: |
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| Isn't that an oxymoron? |
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